1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me!"
2. I will respond by asking you five questions; I get to pick the questions.
3. You will post the answers to the questions (and the questions themselves) on your blog or journal.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions. And thus the endless cycle of the meme goes on and on and on and on...

1. How much time do you spend on schoolwork per week?
Probably between 4 hours at the least and 11 hours at the most. Depends, but my average is an hour a day? It reaaaaally depends.

2. What's your biggest turn-on/kink?
Well, I don't have too much experience, to put it that way. But, like, if you have dancing skills you've got me. I don't know, I never think a lot about these things. OH WAIT OH MY GOD. Muscular arms. Not too much, not like a body builder, but toned with a bit of muscle being visible. I will die. I'm more pro man-man than a lot of the people I know, but hellz. I like my man a little hairy. Oh, another thing; a little trail of hair just poking sliightly above a man's boxer shorts on a nice stomach. *diaf*

3. Talk Russian to me~ (not a question, but psssh.)
No Russian keyboard and I don't wanna record something, but okay, here goes:

Что ты хочешь мне говорить о? Я не знаю очень много русского языка еще. Хeхeхeeee.. не круту.

4. Hugh Laurie; hot or not?
Hot.. I dunno. But he is handsome, yes. As House, at least. He's handsome in that Kevin Bacon way which totally defies all rules of my male preferences but it's still there, y'know.

5. What's the best joke you know?
Alle barna satt rundt bordet, untatt Emanuel for han tok bilder.
(Translated: All the children sat around the table, except Emanuel cause he was taking pictures)

Don't think it's funny? No wonder. Long story behind it. Remember when I was in France with people from the different French classes back at the start of summer 2007/2008? This happened on some of the last nights, when we were living at this youth hostel and everyone were really all over the place and hyper. We were sort of bored, so we started citing jokes. There's a tradition for "All the kids.." kind of jokes in Norway, like "All the kids jumped over the barbed wire fence, except Jonas, he's now called Joan" and the likes. We were sitting around and citing them, and when we didn't know any more, we made our own increasingly absurd ones.

We were very hyper. We were in good company. We were a little bit nuts. It was the funniest joke EVER.

Tomorrow, which is like in 9 7 0 minutes, is Thursday. I like Thursdays; double English and P.E., plus Social Science. I'm not too fond of the French test we're gonna have, though, seeing as I don't think I really know any of it and I think my teacher isn't very good at teaching away what she knows. Whatever, it doesn't count this year. I'm sort of mehhh because there's a girl in my class who's too giggly around guy for my liking, and it's sort of killing me inside, but I can live with it.

Oh well, nothing can spoil my mood right now. I've done 55 minutes on my step machine and it makes me feel invincible and really good. I can sleep a bit longer tomorrow, and I got a decent grade on my Maths test.

I am officially content as of right now.